How many girls does it take to haul a 3+ kilo-bucket up 6 stories?
Two.

Heidi told me a joke a while back. A guy told her it.

Q: How do you make a woman's life easier?
A: Put her bed in the kitchen.

Here is a ripped-off extract of an email I wrote to Calorie Crinoline Cairo-line Calliope Calliopolis Calorine, Caleroroereoieriionne:

Ooo the other day, this beeg bug flew in from the window, and hung out on the ceiling. How many girls does it take to Raid a buggy? Two and a half! The half is, in fact, a boy, and therefore, half a girl. Not twice a girl, as some might say XD XD We are such chickenettes that we can't even catch a bug honestly - we have to incapacitate it with Raid first, and then scream when it doesn't land where we expect it to, and THEN, we have to yell at someone to get a glass, quick, and argue about who will cover it. Eventually, someone (me) gets annoyed, and just does the damn thing, but then refuses to be further involved in an unspectatorly capacity (hah) so then yet someone else slips a piece of paper under it and scoops it up, before finally depositing it in the toilet (after another lengthy argument about who will carry it, and the unhelpful party being the one to flush the toilet in an attempt to compensate for said lack of help). Do not we lead exciting lives?